Asgard: IC Inbox

[realmenknitplushies]

Yo, guys: you've reached Kanji Tatsumi. Leave me a message.

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[windbreak]

N-Nothing's going down! Of course nothing's going down. ...How much did you even hear?

[That last part is in a decidedly smaller voice.]

[realmenknitplushies]

Uh... I'm pretty sure I heard the lot.

[windbreak]

W-Well... how sure is pretty sure?

[And is he seriously that clueless? ... Maybe Yosuke's earned that one small comfort.]

[realmenknitplushies]

A bunch of stuff about losin' his scarf 'n tryin' to be reliable? Was that it?

[Sure, a pretty damn mushy pile of stuff about all of that, but...]

[windbreak]

Geez, you don't have to make it sound worse than it is! I didn't lose his scarf!

[Then again, now isn't the time to get indignant about that part...]

Rrgh... Whatever. If you're not going to tell him, I don't care. But you damn well better remember to... f-forget about it, all right!?

[realmenknitplushies]

"Remember to forget"? Whaddya think I'd do with knowin' this anyway?

[windbreak]

How am I supposed to know? Considering Naoto... [For something muttered under his breath, it's pretty audible, but he quickly raises his voice again.] Look, just do it, okay!?

[realmenknitplushies]

I ain't exactly tellin' her this shit either! [Hard enough to tell her his own awkward issues, never mind anyone else's...]

[windbreak]

Well... good! [Man, even pressing that reliable old button isn't making him feel any better. Still, when Kanji says he won't tell, he usually means it...] Th-Then we can both agree never to speak of this again. ...I think I need to go lie down for a while.

[Lie down, be thankful that he'll probably build up another decade's worth of bad karma before a sorry incident like this happens again, and put it out of his mind. Yep. In any case, he hangs up.]